Deborah pino

nathanheyborne:

question 1. If you have 20 dallors in one dallor bills, and a stripper took 13 dallors, how angry will your wife be if she finds out? do you mean DOLLERS?? cause that don’t make sense?? (get it?!) I don’t know if your wife would be mad , cause $13 is just plain sad … thats just a shame!! I think your stripper would give your money back… you need it more ;(

question 2. If a drunk frat guy goes down the road at 50 miles an hour and the frat house is 10 miles away, how long will it take for him to hit a tree? It depends how drunk he his… Honestly he would probably get pulled over for a DWI, before he even made it a mile down the road…

question 3. If you were on the way to your class and you hit 5 cats and 2 dogs along the way how many animals have you killed? I don’t care your a murder!!! WTF?